Welcome to the Sump

  1. Apply for the Sump Access at +1 (532) 931-2763
  2. Once (and if) you are accepted, recite a prayer to Perb1 or John Gleengus2.
  3. Travel to Tacoma, Washington and find CaY's phone in the snow.
  4. Mail the phone to the lagoon.
  5. A representative from the Sump will thank you and then we won't answer any of your further messages.
  6. You cannot come to the Sump.
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  16. You wish you could.
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So, you want to visit ?

Here's how you can!!

1Perb's prayer: "A well a everybody's heard about the bird / B-b-b bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word / A well a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word / A well a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word"
2John Gleengus' prayer: [REDACTED]