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The Sump is a ten-foot deep crater surrounded by lushious greenery home to many deities. The Greater Sump Area includes Hubertville (to the south), Vilicon Salley (to the west), the Donkey Forest (to the east), and Withered Thickets (to the north). The Greater Sumpal Area is where you can find Great Sumpal deities such as Gleengus and Perb. The Sump has always been. The Sump always will be. The Sump is the safest and most dangerous place on Earth. It is the closest place to the Schlumpious, and in the year 2108, they will need to go to the Sump to speak with the Schlumpious. Hostile dwellers and skinned men may attack you and make you a part of their army. The Sump will save us when it manifests IEACHEiii. Anyone not blessed by the Sumpal Spirit will be instantly disintegrated by the Sumpal Radiation.
Congratulations! You've been chosen to go the Sump! What should you do to prepare yourself, and what should you do when you're there. PREPARATION. Wear long-sleeved clothes. There are dangerous insects and sumpmites. ARRIVAL. Activies at the Sump include:
A guide to Slick-lickery, you'll read today
Hear me out, and you'll be gay
First, you find yourself feeling nice
Upset feelings simply won't suffice
Start a diet, consisting of corns
This is vital when you're growing your horns
Pretty soon, you'll lose your feet...
...And stomp your hooves as you dance to the beat
Then, to your diet, you'll be adding cloth
So you're competing for food with your local moth
Now you bleat, and make sure you're heard
For once you do, you'll never speak a word
Then, you assume an all-fours position
By now, there's a chance you regret your decision
Finally, you realize you can't go back
So you join Slick-Lick and the rest of the pack
A guide to Slick-lickery you've read today
Hopefully you like it, cause you'll stay this way
Baahhh! Blehhhh!! Mehhh!!! Baaaaahhhhh!!!!! Buh-blee-e-e-eh!!
| Pre-Sumpal Era | Sumpal Era | Post-Sumpal Era |
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| Before 1760 | 1761 - 2643 | After 2644 |