Welcome to the Sump


This is a sump. This is not the Sump.

The Sump is a ten-foot deep crater surrounded by lushious greenery home to many deities. The greater Sump area includes Hubertville (to the south), Vilicon (to the west), House Emdi (to the east), and uncharted territory (to the north). The Greater Sumpal Area is where you can find Great Sumpal deities such as John GLEENGUS and PeRB. The Sump has always been. The Sump always will be. The Sump is the safest and most dangerous place on Earth. It is the closest place to the Schlumpious, and in the year 2108, they will need to go to the Sump to speak with the Schlumpious. Hostile dwellers and skinned men may attack you and make you a part of their army. The Sump will save us when it manifests IEACHEiii. Anyone not blessed by the Pole Jester will be instantly disintegrated by the Sumpal Radiation.

The Sump is highly confidential; there are no images of the Sump.

If You Go to The Sump

Congratulations! You've been chosen to go the Sump! What should you do to prepare yourself, and what should you do when you're there. PREPARATION. Wear long-sleeved clothes. There are dangerous insects and sumpmites. ARRIVAL Activies at the Sump include:

  1. Find the Scarab
  2. Discover a skinned goat head
  3. Exterminate a skinned man


How 2 Go To The Sump?


Music of the Sump

The White Gloves

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